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Ey up Jamie here,
I thought it would be fun for my birthday to make a book. A silly book. A book that’s so funny, your gonna snort and fart at the same time.
And this book is all about sausage (well actually it’s a character assassination of someone who made my life a misery for a year at University) and is written in a jackanory meets weirdo style you’re going to love. It’s going to feature original artwork by me (and with any luck) may well offend people with delicate sensibilities.
If you’re interested in showing support (you beautiful person you) please jump on the mailing list below so I can keep you updated.
Slightly warmer than tepid but colder than toasty regards
Big Success! Ye did the thing.
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